To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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