The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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