Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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