we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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