how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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