Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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