The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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