why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
