absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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