I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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