whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
