So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
