dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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