I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
