This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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