I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
areolas are like halos for boobs.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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