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(619): View more from California

I want to have your abortion

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(770): View more from Georgia

i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.

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(636): View more from Missouri

just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.

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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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(716): View more from New York

My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?

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(706): View more from Georgia

You smell like a steam boat captain.

(678): View more from Georgia

Whatever your on right now, I want.

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