so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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