Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
time to smoke my breakfast
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you never un-have a 4some
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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