I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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