i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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