I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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