Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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