ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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