He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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