I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Randomize
