waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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