I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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