You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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