please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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