On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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