My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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