worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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