you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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