What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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