Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
