we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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