belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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