she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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