i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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