I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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