You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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