I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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