it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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