I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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