...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you win again, gameday.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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