She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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