On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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