i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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