I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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