Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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