Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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