I just made out with a guy for $7.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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