ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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