Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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